"I'm not a pig, I'm not a pug, my ears haven't been cropped, my tail hasn't been docked. I didn't run into a wall or get hit in the face with a frying pan. I do not bite, but my owner is another matter altogether. That noise is how I breathe - I'm not growling at your child. I'm not so ugly I'm almost cute and anyone who would say that is so stupid they are almost smart. I'm a French Bulldog and I'm perfect in every way!"

WELCOME TO BERNIE'S BLOG

This blog started up just after Bernie joined our family in March 2013.
Since that day, everything in our lives has turned a little bone shaped!

Bernie is a 2 year old French Bulldog and is the inspiration behind this blog.
The idea began as a place to document and follow his lifestyle and adventures
and it has continued to expand ever since.

I'm Louise, mum to Bernie and creator of Bernie The Frenchie.
You won't be hearing much off me as Bernie likes to write his posts from his own point of view.
Photography is one of my hobbies and my skills continue to progress everyday.
 I enjoy taking photos of Bernie and it helps that he is always happy to pose.



Bernie Facts:

Nicknames: Bernie Mac, Little Ham, Piglet

 Breed: French Bulldog 

 Age: 2 years
Weight: 12kg

 Gender: Male 

  Colour: Fawn with black mask 

  Birthday: 10th December 2012
Fed: Forthglade
Fav Treat: Fishmongers Fish Braids

  One word to describe me: Affectionate

  In Bernies Words: "My life is pretty easy going... 

I love meeting new dogs down at the beach, the bigger the better! My favourite activity is playing fetch in the house as I'm super quick and super agile. I spend 90% of my time sleeping & the other 10% being an absolute fruit-loop. Mum says I snore like a pig and refers to me as a 'hog' instead of a 'dog'. I love the camera and get told that I'm incredibly photogenic."

Commands I have mastered: 

'Sit' 
'Stand'
'Stay'
(Lie) 'Down' 
'This way' (come)
'Paw'
'High 5'
'Speak'
'Touch'
'Leave it'

Currently learning:
'Spin'